Introducing...

Okay...so I know mommy works at a place called a mall. The store she works at has a line of clothing called "crewcuts" that is for kids ages 2-8. Well, I also know that mommy and daddy are broke (that means they don't have any money) so I thought I would help them out.

Check out my new argyle "dogcuts" sweater! It's the next big thing in dog-wear. I just love the wide v-neck that fits over my fat and how soft and fuzzy it feels. Mom can sell this idea to her work for about a million dollars I think. Oh boy!! We're gonna be so rich...I'm gonna have my own pool, complete with a floating big bed!

hot dog

Awww...when is this hot weather gonna end?? I don't think I can take much more. I'm a big fat dog and it's hard for me to breathe when the air feels like water...I'm no fish!!!

Mommy and daddy are gone a lot lately...me and Bishop usually play games when they're gone. Sometimes we let Ripley play too, but we mostly end up chasing her under the bed. My favorite thing to do is go for a good roll. Sometimes it's so good, I think there's something gettin' me and I start grunting and growling.

Wonder when that cold, wet, white stuff is gonna come around again? Or even when all the leaves and sticks are gonna fall again...I can't wait for that!