Fear this...

I hate this holiday mom and dad call 4th of July. My whole week has been just awful. It all started last weekend with the loud noises and bangs. Then on Tuesday, the worst day of all, I had to sit and watch with Hudsy while everyone had a nice bbq...even the little dogs and small people got to have bbq. Humph...not fair. Then at night aunt whitey and uncle ugly came over but they left so soon and I had to cower in the bathroom there were so many bangs and whistles and booms.

I thought the worst was over and it was safe to pee again...but tonight there were those funny flashes and big booms called thunder. Mommy made me stay outside for a long time and just kept saying "potty-B, potty potty potty". She's crazy! Let's see her potty in a thunderstorm. I just laid down and said "I'm not moving till you open that door!" What a scary week.